I have found this funny video of Will Ferrell impersonating Bush and talking about global warming. It’s one of the funniest thing I have ever seen and, at the same time, it’s disconcerting. I wrote down its transcription to help better understand it all those non-native English speaker out there:
and now a special address
from the president of the United States
on Global Warminghello America
it’s me here
your president
your commander-in-chief of the world
and I’m at my ranch in Crawford Texas
just taking a little R&R
you know, relax and growing out my soul patch
playing a little freesbe golf
with Condi Rice and Dick Cheney
having a good time
but still keep my eye on the ball
and there is an issue that has come to my attention
the issue of the so called global warmings
that are happening on our planet
for centuries the rays of the sun
have warmed the surface of our earth’s crust
and apparently those rays’re intensifying
in such a way that it’s increasing lava flows and
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… I don’t know what the hell I am talking about
global warming is an issue that my administration
is very concerned about
deeply, deeply in a deep kind of concerned way
it’s a… I don’t…
I start my day and I think about the warming of the globe
and how we can get it warmer
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rest assured that the issue of global warming
is something that my administration takes very seriously
not right now Condi! we’ll play later
I’m sure by now you’ve all heard
what liberal scientists are trying to say
it seems that liberals and godless taxraisers
are trying to make me look bad
by using such things as facts and scientific data
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what?
Mr. President you can’t say that they’re using facts
right
Facts are real, they’re not disputed
how do you know that?
what kind of book is this?
Jesus, why didn’t you tell me it was a pop-up book?
Those things scare the crap out of me.
I don’t think that’s the kind of science book we’re looking for
we’re talking about global warming
what kind of science book would you suggest?
there’s a lot of books
One filled with facts maybe?
Yes!
Yeah, I’d bet you’d like that
When you think back to biblical times
when Adam and Eve talked to that snake 6000 years ago
when the world was created
it was hot back then too
why do you think Adam and Eve were naked?
See what I’m saying?
I mean, I’m not making this stuff up
you didn’t hear Adam and Eve running around
talking about emissions standards or hybrid cars
in fact, Adam and Eve drove an Excursion
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Let’s talk about something that really matters
like keeping steroids out of T-ball
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I think the polar ice caps suck
who cares about having a place
where a bunch of penguins can have an orgy?
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Global warming, don’t worry about it
we got a bead on this thing…
you know, we just need to get nature to co-operate with us
we don’t need to listen to nature
nature needs to listen to us
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Mr. President, you asked me to tell you
when the Rangers game’s on?
It’s on right now.
Oh Gee… What inning is it?
It better not be past the third inning
